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West Country woman gets Chinese accent after migraine

Your DisplayName here! — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 05:55:36 GMT

I had to check the date, but it is not April 1st.

Apparently, Sarah Colwill, who lives in Plymouth Devon, started speaking with a Chinese accent after a bad headache.

You can check out the video and article here

Now call me a sceptic, but she does seem to change a few words here and there to sound "more foreign".

Anyway, lets hope she makes a speedy recovery and starts talking like a real West Country person,
and lets also hope that the Chinese don't start talking like The Wurzels down here:

Bad day with Internet Explorer

Your DisplayName here! — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:31:18 GMT

Earth Hour Causes Global Warming

Your DisplayName here! — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 06:35:11 GMT

Scientists have just announced a new study that links Earth Hour with Global Warming.
Dr Eric Beard of the University of West Brighton has stated that :

"There is an unequivocal link between the hour when we switch the lights off for Earth Hour, and the corresponding increase in the birth rate nine months later. An increase in population has an undisputed link between CO2 emissions, and therefore Global Warming"

An independent study has found a corresponding link between the lack of things on the telly and the birth rate. This was shown in the three day week introduced by Britain PM Edward Heath in the 1970's

Cindy Berkensteiger, of the Global Institute of Climate TV Studies, has stated this:

"The lack of interest of things on the telly and its links to climate change is unequivocal and is fully supported in the peer-reviewed literature.

We need to now adopt adaptation strategies as we are already beyond the point of no return"

Simon Cowell was unavailable for comment.

Scientists discover tedious left wing spider

Your DisplayName here! — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:37:18 GMT

Well, since it's beer o'clock on a Friday afternoon, what better than a little light-hearted satire from the "Daily Mash"

Wonderful! I will be bookmarking this site for my news...

"SCIENTISTS have discovered the world's first Guardian-reading spider and are already bored of its never-ending torrent of opinions about everything.

And it thinks The Wire is better than Hamlet

The Monbiot spider is a vegetarian for socio-political reasons, spins a sustainable quantity of low-carbon web and believes Gordon Brown can still turn it around by next June.

Experts have revealed that instead of eating flies and having a proper job like everybody else, the creature organises community outreach projects and converts floating seeds and vegetable matter into pungent, inedible casseroles.

Read more from the "Daily Mash"